fartgallery:

people who study poop are called scatologists but i think they should be called turd nerds

(via louis-vuittoff)

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

(Source: louistomlinslon, via countdownwaitingformetoerupt)

bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

(via barack-paper-scissors)

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theanti90smovement:

the only running i do is away from my responsibilities

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(via punkmonksteven)

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dumpsterfetus:

art

(Source: tontoneti, via ireallyjustwantachickennugget)

krabkrust:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

It sounded like i was saying ‘PATRICE’ in a french accent to be fair

(via rwmeetss)

huffleist-of-puffs:

rentsak13:

Well, that’s ironic.

Irony Man

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